The Kemer
Kronicle |
Volume 3 Issue 3 |
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December 2003 |
EDITORIAL
Merhaba . . . .
HAPPY NEW YEAR to everyone. We hope that one and all had a great Christmas and New
Year and are now trying to get back to some boat work – weather permitting. The population of the marina should
start to increase again now and we look forward to the return of all our friends.
The one thing we must not forget is to say a huge ‘Thank-You’ to all the marina staff for looking after us so
well over the festive period. This includes not only the Navigator staff but also the operations guys who are
there for us during bad weather, the office staff for putting up with all our queries – in fact every single one
of them.
Ron & Julie
‘Gladlee of Guernsey’
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Forthcoming Events:
Burn’s Night
Ski trip to PALANDOKEN
Sat 7-14th Feb 2004
(See S/Y Squander)
A weekly
list of activities is posted on the notice board.
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Office Party
(Unofficial)
12th December
A totally impromptu party was held in Hasan’s office starting at 10.00pm.
Everyone in the bar was invited and also anyone careless enough to be passing by the office or foolish
enough to answer there phone. Unfortunately Hasan’s liquid stocks have now been severely reduced so the next
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Santa Lucia
13th December
Our
Swedish community (plus other willing volunteers) performed the Santa Lucia celebrations for us. Superb
assistance was given by the Kemer Khorale especially as most of them were singing in a new language.
Christmas Eve
24th December
Everyone gathered in the Navigator on Christmas Eve to join in the Christmas Carol singing. Very ably led by Bob
the Kemer Khorale kept us on the straight and narrow with some old favourites and some new carols (for some of
us at least). Food was provided by the Yotties and all I can say is “WOW” – superb food.
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Christmas Day
25th December
Unfortunately we didn’t start off the day too well. Bad weather meant the cancellation of Ross and Sue’s B-B-Q
Brunch though we do look forward to the re-scheduled time. After a long night with gale force winds and heavy
rain everyone was just a touch tired but nonetheless everyone seemed to enjoy the rest of the day. Christmas
dinner including of course deserts provided by Sue, Len, Jean plus many others was well enjoyed and was followed
by a few games organised by Ron and music from our Christmas DJ – MC Ross.
New Year’s Eve
31st December
A great turnout with about 56
liveaboards coming to the party along with about twenty other guests including some of the the British Consulate
staff and some of the local yacht club members. A really good dinner was provided by the staff of the |
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Navigator with Soup, Salad Buffet, Salmon or Roast Beef and Apple Crumble. Thanks to the marina management for
paying for some of our entertainment (the Belly Dancer) and very good she was too. Just ask Roger, Ted or Jim
none of whom have got the smiles off their faces yet. Many thanks to the Scottish Country dancers for the
excellent entertainment, and to Ross for looking after the music. Unfortunately the weather forced the
cancellation of the early morning Gulet trip but; maybe next year.
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Atlantic
Records (Sail)
The Atlantic
crossing from New York to the Lizard Point in Cornwall has always been viewed as the best guage of a boat’s
speed, and its history is a demonstration of the advances in yacht design. Here are some to the key times and
dates;
1866: James Gordon Bennett’s 107ft Henrietta wins the ‘Great
Race’ in a time of 13d 21h 55m
1905: Scotsman Charlie Barr, a hugely successful America’s Cup
skipper, sets what still stands as the most famous Atlantic record, sailing to the Lizard from Sandy Hook, New
York in Wilson Marshall’s 185ft schooner Atlantic in 12d 4h 12m. His record was to stand for 75
years.
1980:
Eric Tabarly succeeds in completing the course in 10d 5h 14m
on his radical foiler trimaran Paul Ricard.
1990:
Serge Madec and the crew of the 75ft catamaran Jet Services V
cross in 6d 13h 3m.
1997:
The first time a monohull manages to beat Charlie
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record. Ludde Ingvall sails the 80ft Maxi One design Nicorette across in 11d 13h 22m.
1998: Mari-Cha III
crosses in just under 9d.
2000: Bernard Stamm set a new record in the comparatively small Open
60 Amor-Lux of 8d 20h 55m 35s. His was the smallest boat and smallest crew to claim the record,
with only four on board.
2001: Steve Fossett and crew on the 125ft catamaran Playstation
break the 24-hour and transatlantic records, with a time of 4d 17h 28m – a blistering and as yet
unbeaten average of 25.52 knots!
2003: Mari-Cha IV
becomes the fastest monohull to complete the course in 6d 17h 52m 39s also setting a new 24-hour speed
record covering 525 miles.
2003: Richard on 46ft Contest Hula crosses East to West in
20d 9h 3m. Well done Richard.
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Soap
Meeting
The strawberry flavoured
soap used in the marina washrooms is virtually expired.
As the soap is bought in
bulk, and lasts a long time, the management are offering the marina residents a chance to choose the flavour
for 2004.
On offer are: Strawberry,
Lemon, Honey with Ginger, Lavender and Forest Fruits.
There will be a meeting
next Wednesday at 11 a.m. in the Navigator to discuss.
As Honey with Ginger is
considerably more costly, its choice would involve a small surcharge on marina fees.
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Sea Fare
Spinach with minced meat
(Kiymali
Ispanak)
2lbs
(900g) spinach
1/3cup
(70g) uncooked rice
1 large
onion, grated
2
tablespoons butter
1/2lb
(225g) minced beef
2
tablespoons tomato paste, diluted in ¼ cup cold water, or 2 large tomatoes chopped
1
teaspoon sugar
salt
and pepper to taste
1 cup
(250ml) hot water
3 cups
(750g) yoghurt
Cut off spinach roots, wash and
drain, then chop finely and set aside. Sauté onion in butter until soft and golden. Add meat. Cover and cook
over low heat until meat releases its moisture and reabsorbs it. Add tomatoes, sugar, salt, pepper and ½ cup of
water, simmer for 15 minutes.
Place spinach in a big
saucepan. Cover with meat mixture and rice. Pour ½ cup hot water over. Cook covered on medium heat until rice
and spinach are cooked and most of the liquid absorbed. Hot water may be added if necessary.
Serve
hot with yoghurt as a second course after a light main dish.
Serves
4.
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Sunday Outings
Meadow – Ron & Julie
Walk to Kiris – Bob & Jean
Meadow and on – Ron, Julie & Trish
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A Sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, “sorry, we don’t serve food in here”
Two aerials meet
on a roof, fall in love get married.
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Trouble at the Palace
Following a violent
dispute with a guest at Buckingham Palace (England); Faros, a Royal Servant, has had to be put to sleep.
Faros, a loyal Royal
Corgi Dog, fell foul of Dotty, Princess Ann’s crazy bull terrier.
Dotty has a bit of a
violent past, she was fined £500 last year following a vicious mauling in Windsor Great Park.
This sad incident leaves
the Queen with only 5 Royal Corgis at the Palace, plus the Duke of Edinburgh of course.
Dotty is now undergoing
therapy.
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Knotty Wind Problem
A quick
formula for converting knots to Beaufort and vice-versa:
Knots/5 + 1 = Beaufort
Beaufort – 1 X 5 = Knots.
This
works on centre range up to Force 8.
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CAPTION COMPETITION
“Piracy in the Marina”
(Can you do
better?)
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SMS MESSAGES
SMS stands for Short Message (or messaging) Service and is the name given to the
system that enables mobile phone users to send and receive text messages. On most mobile phone networks each
text message is restricted to about 150 characters, so abbreviations are used to allow maximum use to be made of
this limited space. Apart from this, the increasing popularity of SMS stems from the fact that messages are
quick to write and can be a source of entertainment to both sender and receiver; the same kind of language is
becoming quite standard in emails and conversations in Internet chat rooms.
The basic principles governing
the abbreviations are quite simple. Certain words or syllables can be represented by letters or numbers that
sound the same but take up less space. For example, the letter ‘C’ sounds the same as the word ‘see’ or ‘sea’,
while ‘U’ sounds the same as ‘you’, and the number ‘8’ can be substituted wherever the sound /-ayt/ occurs in a
word. So, ‘see you later’ can be abbreviated to CUL8R, to which the response
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might be GR8. Another way of shortening words is simply to omit certain
letters, especially vowels. So, ‘message’ becomes MSG, ‘please’ becomes PLS, and ‘speak’ becomes SPK. But the
majority of SMS abbreviations are derived from the initial letters of familiar fixed phrases, like FYI ‘for your
information’, or TTYL ‘talk to you later’, some of these can look puzzlingly obscure when first encountered, but
regular exposure soon breeds familiarity. Some examples:
ADN any day now
ATB all the best
BFN bye for now
B4 before
C see
CUL8R see you later
F2T free to talk
FYI for your
information
GAL get a life
HAND have a nice day
HTH hope this
helps
ILUVU I love you
JK just
kidding
KIT keep in
touch
LOL lots of luck
MYOB mind your own
business
PCM please call me
PLS please
SIT stay in
touch
THKQ thank you
TTYL talk to you
later
TX thanks
WU what’s up?
XOXOX hugs and kisses
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MEMORIALS
Some people who died
during 2003:
Maurice Gill, Sir Peter
Saunders, Barry White, Nina Simone, Walter Sisula, Katherine Hepburn, Strom Thurmond, Bob Hope, Elcinorch Remek,
Sergio Veirio, idi Amin, Anna Lindh, Robert Palmer, David Hemmings.
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Poet’s Corner
Ode to Rhumb Line
By Virginia Cronister
There’s no face in the head,
You can’t drink the port,
The sheet has no bed,
The dodger’s no sport.
There’s a pulpit in prow,
And a bell for the bouys,
There’s a stanchion-no cow,
And a boom with no noise.
A tack’s not a nail,
There’s no church for the nun,
Our Jenny’s a sail,
And a screw’s no fun.
To fall off, please stay,
The foot has no shoe,
A ketch isn’t play,
There’s no crime for the crew.
No brush for the painters,
The deck can’t be cut,
Cans aren’t containers,
And a leech doesn’t suck.
You sail with a flair,
Oh Rhumb Line, dear sloop,
But the terms that you bear,
Are nautical poop.
(Composed almost 20 years ago aboard RHUMB LINE (#1)
which was a sloop)
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Definitive Definitions:
SAILING:
The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while going nowhere at great expense.
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Two fish swim into
a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam" |
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