The Kemer
Kronicle
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Volume 2 Issue 2 |
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December 2002 |
EDITORIAL
Merhaba . . . .
A very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
to all our readers wherever you are. Those of us here in Kemer will of course
be having a subdued Christmas and will only be able to have one party over the season. The fact that it lasts
from 1st December to 2nd January is neither here nor there. On a slightly more serious
note this is the time of year when those of us overseas think of distant friends and relatives and can be a time
of “sadness” as well as happiness. Hopefully there are enough friends here for us to minimise the sadness of
missed family. We should also think at this time of the staff here in the marina and the hard work they will be
putting in to help us celebrate our holiday. From all of us ‘Liveaboards’ we offer our sincerest thanks.
An so….On with the party!!!
Ron & Julie
‘Gladlee of Guernsey’
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Our ice cream man was found lying on the
floor of his van covered with
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EVENTS & ACTIVITIES
CHRISTMAS LUNCH
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NEW YEARS EVE PARTY
(See Notice-board for details)
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Kemer Marina ‘HIDE &
SEEK’ competition
All welcome
Prize for the best
three person team and for individual best.
Date: 1st
January
Time: 09.00a.m.
Venue: YOU FIND US
(if successful, will
be repeated 1st April)
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FOOD
FOR THOUGHT
The difference between a
mathematician, a physicist and an engineer is that when asked the solution to the problem ‘2 + 2’, a
mathematician will answer “without a doubt – 4”, a physicist will reply “all the available evidence points
to it being 4”, whilst the engineer will say “well to be on the safe side, we’d better call it 6”. |
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THANKSGIVING
28th
November
All over the world the holiday of
Thanksgiving was celebrated on the 28th November by American communities and of course their friends.
Here in Kemer was no exception and a wonderful party was held in the Navigator. Chief among those playing a
leading role were Esme (decorations), Tari (thanksgiving prayer), Nancy (poem) and Frank (MC). I am sure there
were others involved in the organisation so I apologise to those not listed.
A special thanks to the Navigator
staff, one and all who helped to make this such a pleasant and memorable occasion.
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Saklikent Gorge
Rough Guide said this was
worth a trip, but being very wary of trip touts and routing via carpet factories, Dudley & I preferred to take
the dolmus direct to the Gorge, one-way price of 2.5 mil. We were, however, touted into taking a return tour
taking in a hot spring, stalactite cave, Tlos, lunch stop and the Gorge itself, leaving at 10 and returning
around 6, priced at 5 mil, pick up at hotel or the dolmus stop on the corner behind the main mosque in Fethiye.
The first stop, however,
was at a service station just 10 mins. down the road, coke drink stop, whether you liked it or not, and as it
was free, who wouldn't? On to the spring and cave, and whilst it was interesting, it wasn't unusual, although
the trip down to the hot sulphur spring at the heart of a health spa, was. The access was through changing
rooms and down slippy very home made sets of steps to a narrow crevice where those without heart complaints or
claustrophobia could slither under the smelly hot water. Quite an experience and I might have been tempted if I
hadn't worn a posh frock and wide brimmed hat.
Tlos was spectacular:
ancient Lycian city spectacularly set on the pinnacle of a hill, overbuilt by a Turkish fortress with rock tombs
cut around the base. More imposing from a distance, but up from the bus park is the amphitheatre, ruined by
earthquakes but delightfully set and of modest scale with impressive carving littered around the stage area. In
between there are the ruins of the baths overlooking the valley and the basilica, both overgrown and accessible
via a rocky track between houses, and the market place sited along the road. All very atmospheric and totally
undeveloped and unexposed.
The lunch stop was at a
trout farm which offered a fabulous selection of unusual salad mixes and grilled trout, set in a marvellous
water garden comparable to the Brit. Victorian water gardens in its ingenuity, with platforms requiring varying
levels of mountaineering skills, all for 5mil: great treat.
We finally got to Saklikent along back roads
interesting in themselves, through growing areas and lush greenery, with the road winding down to river level
giving good views of the flood plain, the tea shops over the river and the gorge itself. Once through the tea
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you had to wade through to
get to the gorge and the river: the air temp was about 100 deg. and the water 10 deg.
On my first trip in July
we were lucky enough to have a young 'assistant' in the dolmus who acted as guide and mother hen, keeping us
together helping us across the rapids and up the gorge, where you met rocks you had to climb up and over, always
with helping hands and manly arms to push and grab, a waterfall from 50 ft. or so above, deep and shallow beds,
banks of grey sand and wonderful sculptured rocks. The experience was awe inspiring with towering cliffs either
side and the shrubbery embedded half way up. We hit the end when we couldn't climb through a rock fall, some 2
kms. along the gorge.
The walk back was far
more difficult, having to climb down the rocks, sliding on the water cascading through them, grabbed by arms at
the bottom and guided by arms at the top. We arrived back at the rapids virtually unscathed and intact, until
our final steps found us tripping over the rocks and the posh frock became a wet rag: the hat survived.
On my second trip in late
September, however, rains had altered the bottom and increased the amount of water running, making the trip more
difficult, and without our guide. It was cooler and the cold water not so welcomingly numbing. We had to turn
back earlier when a pool became neck deep.
A fabulous trip, superb
crew, an amazing price and wonderful experience.
If you plan to go, wear
wet shoes, swimming costume and wrap the camera carefully: carry very little and be prepared to get wet.
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Diving Baptism
The Atlantis Dive School offered instruction and dives, at all levels, and at a much reduced
cost, to Kemer livaboards. Eight divers chose to follow a course leading to a qualification and several others
came along to experience diving around Kemer. Two dives were planned for each day with a break for lunch
provided by the Atlantis crew. Dives took place at various locations and included a wreck and a cave dive. Reef
dives at various depths observing the colourful fish allowed all divers to gain experience. The final dive of
the course took place at night around the reef just north of the Marina. Night dives are a whole new experience.
Professional dive instruction is a great way to enhance all the other skills that make up a livaboards life.
At the completion of the courses a Divers Baptism took place in the Navigator.
Poseidon and Ali (Dive master) presided. All those gaining a qualification wore mask, snorkel and fins. After
promising Poseidon that they would look after his seas, copious quantities of strong liquor were administered
down the snorkels to baptize the participants.
Dive Atlantis operates
throughout most of the winter. Anyone wishing to dive or gain a qualification should contact Nic on Independence
(Ext 251) or Ali from Dive Atlantis (Mobile 532 454 4318) All equipment is provided if you don’t have your own.
Chris s/y ‘Aventura’
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A jump-lead
walks into a bar.
The barman
says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." |
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Sea Fare
Bob’s Occasionally Perfect Apple Crumble
175 grms Self-raising flour
100 grms butter
100 grms sugar
Blend the butter into the
flour until the butter is in small crumbs coated with flour; it will still feel buttery. This can be done by
hand or with a pastry cutter or with a few pulses in a Cuisinart. Then add the sugar and again work by hand or
machine until the mixture feels ‘short’, which seems to mean dry-ish and no longer buttery.
5-6 Granny Smith Apples
50 grms sugar
1+ teaspoons cinnamon
pinch+ of nutmeg
pinch of cloves
Peel and slice apples and
layer evenly in baking dish about 9x12 inches. Mix sugar and spices and sprinkle evenly over the apples.
Spread the crumble over the top. Bake at 200 ºC for 30-40 minutes until crumble is lightly browned. Test
firmness of apples for toothsomeness with a toothpick.
Bob ‘Meg’
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Sunday Outings
Chimera & Trout Lunch
November 24th
About 70 (yes seventy) people decided
to go on this very popular outing gratefully arranged by Bob & Jean, ‘Patient Lady’. After the initial climb to
the lower flames I thought that there might be a few more takers for the bus to the restaurant, but no, the
intrepid yachties decided almost the the person to do the hike over the top. Admittedly there were a few who
wished that they had by the time they reached to actual top of the hill. Anyway, a lovely walk through the pine
trees, across the stream and on to the Yesilvadi Restaurant for a lovely lunch at a very reasonable price.
Another great day out.
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Perge & DIY store
December 1st
Despite a few last
minute cancellations due to the suddenly increased price of entry, we still had about 40 people with us to enjoy
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to us and everyone spread out through
the site for their picnic lunches – except Cara who hadn’t realised she had to take one so scrounged off Sam and
Jack. A short visit to Koc Tas and Migros finished off the day for us with some spending more than planned on
new (and useful??) tools.
SMART by
NATURE:
The following
were confirmed sightings during the visit to Perge:
Black Redstart,
Blue Rock Thrush, Bulbul, Chiff Chaff, Rock Nuthatch, Crested Lark, Green Finch, Gold Finch, Pied Wagtail,
Robin, Stonechat, Twite, Whitethroat.
Did anyone see
any others?
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Finnish
Independence Day
Thank you to ‘Forgus’ and
the rest of our Finnish contingent for providing refreshments and a ‘potted’ history of Finland which for most
of us was completely new knowledge. Does this now mean a celebration of all ‘Independence Days’ for all the
nationalities in the marina??
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the
world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or
my dad......or maybe my
older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I'm pretty sure it's Colin.
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The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
There’s a cormorant on the
crosstrees
On the second day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
Two dead batteries
And a cormorant on the
crosstrees
On the third day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
Three hour watches
Two dead batteries
And a cormorant on the
crosstrees
On the fourth day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
Four sickly crew
Three hour watches
Two dead batteries
And a cormorant on the
crosstrees
On the fifth day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
Five warning blasts
Four sickly crew
Three hour watches
Two dead batteries
And a cormorant on the
crosstrees
On the sixth day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
Six chart amendments
Five warning blasts
Four sickly crew
Three hour watches
Two dead batteries
And a cormorant on the
crosstrees
On the seventh day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
Seven seas for sailing
Six chart amendments
Five warning blasts
Four sickly crew
Three hour watches
Two dead batteries
There’s a seagull on the
crosstrees
On the eighth day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
Eight gales are forecast
Seven seas for sailing
Six chart amendments
Five warning blasts
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Four sickly crew
Three hour watches
Two dead batteries
And a cormorant on the
crosstrees
On the ninth day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
Mine anchors dragging
Eight gales are forecast
Seven seas for sailing
Six chart amendments
Five warning blasts
Four sickly crew
Three hour watches
Two dead batteries
And a cormorant on the
crosstrees
On the tenth day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
Ten loos a blocking
Mine anchors dragging
Eight gales are forecast
Seven seas for sailing
Six chart amendments
Five warning blasts
Four sickly crew
Three hour watches
Two dead batteries
And a cormorant on the
crosstrees
On the eleventh day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
Eleven sails for sewing
Ten loos a blocking
Mine anchors dragging
Eight gales are forecast
Seven seas for sailing
Six chart amendments
Five warning blasts
Four sickly crew
Three hour watches
Two dead batteries
And a cormorant on the
crosstrees
On the twelfth day of
Christmas
My Skipper said to me
Twelve piles of droppings
Eleven sails for sewing
Ten loos a blocking
Mine anchors dragging
Eight gales are forecast
Seven seas for sailing
Six chart amendments
Five warning blasts
Four sickly crew
Three hour watches
Two dead batteries
And a cormorant on the
crosstrees
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CAPTION COMPETITION
Why did they have to put the toilets
up here?
Can you do better?
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Quiz Night
Our thanks to Ted and Trish for
organising the first of our quiz nights. Some pretty difficult questions were posed for us as was at least one
that could be answered by one of the children (Libyan flag). With two teams tied for first place the decision
finally went on the toss of a coin. The winning team (The Magnificent 7!) will now be responsible for hosting
the next quiz night.
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Lost and Found
Item 1. Hasan’s hand held VHF radio, ‘lost’ on Thanksgiving night
in the Navigator.
Item 2. Julie’s umbrellas ‘lost’ on the Quiz night from the
Navigator. (Brown check)
Hopefully someone has mistakenly taken these items and could
return them or just leave them at the Navigator or the office.
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Deja Moo: The
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